London's lost leader Lembit
If you have tears to cry, shed them for London. Lembit is not standing for mayor. The city must struggle on somehow bereft of his sumptuous gifts, some of which are listed here:-
Pilot: Broke his back himself trying to fly without an engine in his craft
Charmer: Melissa Mai said: "Lembit's very loud opening gambit was, 'Are they real then?' pointing to my breasts. His former finance described him as a “barfly”.
Serious: The paper he insist on reading every day is the Daily Sport.
Consistent: Opposed fox hunting as an urban politician, invented a ‘middle way’ as MP for a rural area. Half-killing the fox...Hunting with cats?